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My Michael Jackson Scrapbook

Posted by Kingpin JRela on June 25, 2009

MJ 1958-2009

MJ 1958-2009

As of now, I don’t have the words to express what I’m feeling about Michael Jackson’s death, but I’m confident that your words would be the same as mine.  I think we all feel the same way about him.  This will be an on going post that will contain the many different ways people are displaying their respect and affection for the self-prov=claimed and undeniable King of  Pop.  At the end of this post is 7 CD’s worth of Michael Jackson music available for free download courtesy of  Mediafire.com

George Carlin, “Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer to ever live”.

The Dancin Machine


The Original “Billie Jean” Performance From That Motown 25th Special

CNN Footage of last rehearsal

DOWNLOAD MY 5 FAVORITE MICHAEL JACKSON VIDEOS

Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal

http://rapidshare.com/files/110274942/Smooth_Criminal.part1.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/110287023/Smooth_Criminal.part2.rar

Scream

Scream

http://rapidshare.com/files/144255786/Michael_Jackson_-_Scream.avi

Rock With You

Rock With You

http://rapidshare.com/files/117653899/MJ___Rock_With_You.rar.html

RememberTheTime

http://rapidshare.com/files/144256223/Michael_Jackson_-_Remember_The_Time.avi

A PANORAMIC VIEW OF MICHAEL JACKSON’S ARCADE.

http://www.pinsane.com/pinorama/events/MJ_09/kr/michael_jackson_arcade_entry.html

7 CD’S WORTH OF MUSIC, RECORDINGS<, PERFORMANCES, INSTRUMENTALS, ETC

CD 1

01 Ben (Live)
02 Shake Your Body (With The Jacksons- Live)
03 I’ll Be There (With The Jacksons- Live)
04 Medley (With The Jacksons- Live)
05 I’ll Be There (Alternative Closing)
06 You Can’t Win (Disco Mix)
07 Upside Down (Live – Diana Ross & Michael Jackson)
08 Killing Me Softly (With The Jacksons)
09 On The Wall (Live)
10 Surprise Song (With The Jacksons)
11 Call On Me (Original Mix)
12 Cinderella Stay Awhile (Bonus Track from limited edition Forever Michael)
13 Girl Don’t Take Your Love From Me (Bonus Track from limited edition Rockin’ Robin)
14 I Like You The Way You Are – Don’t Change Your Love On Me (Bonus Track from limited edition Rockin’ Robin)
15 The Tracks Of My Tears (with Jackson 5 – Rehearsal Demo)
16 When We Grow Up (with Roberta Flack)
17 Can’t Get Ready For Losing You (Jackson 5)

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?9vbek942xqg

CD 2

01 Carousel (Full Version)
02 Hot Street (Unreleased – Thriller Sessions)
03 The Girl Is Mine (Demo)
04 The Lady In My Life (Full Version)
05 Trouble (Unreleased – Thriller Sessions)
06 Nite Line (Unreleased – Thriller Sessions)
07 Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ (Demo)
08 Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ (Extended)
09 Beat It- Solo (Eddie Van Halen)
10 There Must Be More To Life Than This (Demo with Freddie Mercury on Piano)
11 There Must Be More To Life Than This (Complete Version with Freddie Mercury)
12 State Of Shock (with Freddie Mecury)
13 Baby Be Mine (Demo)
14 Billie Jean (Demo 2)
15 Billie Jean (Extended)
16 Billie Jean (Rare 1982- 12 Inch Instrumental)
17 Billie Jean (Acapella)

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?cuftegbh6cj

CD 3

01 Got The Hots (Song From Thriller Sessions)
02 Eaten Alive (M.Jackson & Diana Ross) 12 inch mix
03 Love Never Felt So Good (Demo)
04 Bad (Pepsi Commercial)
05 Come Together (MoonWalker Version)
06 Groove Of Midnight (Demo)
07 Je Ne Veux Pas La Fin De Nous (M.Jackson & Siedah Garret)
08 Another Part Of Me (Extended Dance Mix)
09 Smooth Criminal (Acapella)
10 Smooth Criminal (Moonwalker Version)
11 Cheater (Radio Edit)
12 Dirty Diana (Live Bad Tour)
13 I Just Can’t Stop Loving You (With Intro)
14 Off The Wall (Live Bad Tour)
15 The Way You Make Me Feel (Live At The Grammy’s 1988)
16 Man In The Mirror (Live At The Grammy’s 1988)

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?fecb85l2i2y

CD 4

01 Rock With You (Live Bad Tour)
02 If You Don’t Love Me (Unreleased Dangerous Sessions)
03 Serious Effect (Unreleased Dangerous Sessions)
04 Mind Is The Magic
05 Bumper Snippet (kid) (Instr. Dangerous Sessions)
06 What About Us (Earth Song demo)
07 Why You Wanna Trip On Me (Acapella)
08 Will You Be There (Demo)
09 I’ll Be There (Pepsi Commercial)
10 Who Is It – Acapella 1992
11 Who Is It (Acapella on Oprah)
12 Man In The Mirror (Live Dangerous Tour)
13 Dirty Diana (feat. Slash – Live)
14 Elisabeth I Love You (Live 1996)
15 You Were There (Live At Sammy Davis Jr.’s 65th Anniversary)
16 For All Time (Demo)

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zchujladl1l

CD 5

01 Beat It (Live feat. Slash)
02 Dangerous (Acapella At Mexican Court)
03 Words From Michael From History
04 Ghosts (Demo 1)
05 Ghosts (Demo 2)
06 Scream-They Don’t Care About Us-In the Closet (Live Munich ’97)
07 Billie Jean (Live ’98)
08 Escape (Unreleased)
09 Break Of Dawn (Demo)
10 Shout (B-Side)
11 Prayer For Peace (Instrumental)
12 You Rock My World (Remix) feat. Jay Z
13 We’ve Had Enough (extented version)
14 We Be Ballin (Master Mix) – Ice Cube, Shaquille O’Neal & Michael Jackson
15 Fall Again (Michael Jackson & Glenn Lewis)
16 Crush (Michael Jackson & Lenny Kravitz)
17 What More Can I Give
18 Todo Para Ti (What More Can I Give – Spanish version)

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?noqq77yptgg

CD 6

E.T. STORYBOOK (Narrated by Michael Jackson)

01. Someone In The Dark (Opening Version)
02. Landing
03. Alone
04. Discovery
05. School
06. Home
07. Intrusion
08. E.T. Phone Home
09. Chase
10. Saying Goodbye
11. Someone In The Dark (Closing Version)

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?w4yhnzzbcwq

CD 7

LIVE FROM YOKOHAMA ’87

01 Wanna be Startin Something
02 Human Nature
03 Heartbreak Hotel
04 Off The Wall
05 I Want you Back
06 Rock with You
07 Lovely One
08 Workin Day and Night
09 Beat It
10 Billie Jean
11 Shake your Body
12 Thriller
13 I Just Can’t Stop Loving You
14 Bad

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?vkzdfhrmw8l

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How To Defend Against Procrastination

Posted by Kingpin JRela on June 18, 2009

Shouts to Da MEIN EVENT and the good people that represent The Million Dollar March

This is a bookmark post for myself, but I’m happy to share it as well because I know it will help any of you.  A good friend of mine posted this to Facebook and it really got to me.  I think we are all guilty of procrastination on some level.  Being that the times that we live in call for us to take more responsibility for our well being, we need to treat this issue as a personal threat to ourselves.

HOW TO DEFEND AGAINST PROCRASTINATION

1# Narrow the number of ventures you’re involved in. – “Productivity is not my challenge, narrowing the number of ventures to be productive in is. Lately, I’ve been casting my net a bit too widely, with nearly a dozen projects and ventures. Even when you have the knowledge and ability to access hyper-productive states, you get to a point where being simultaneously hyper-productive on too many fronts at once causes all activities to slow down, stand still and potentially even slide backward.” – via Jonathan Fields

2# Get ready, fire, and then aim. – “The idea isn’t to jump in headfirst without a shred of preparation. Rather, you: Make some sort of draft plan, execute it, adjust and improve and then re-execute. Before, I would sit in front of my laptop and wonder how exactly I was going to extract a stream of brilliance from my brain. As you can perhaps imagine, this led to absolutely nothing. I had no momentum, I was scared of writing crap, and I just kept sitting there plotting possible sentences in my mind with my fingers motionless on the keyboard. On the other hand, when I write regularly, I gradually learn what works and what doesn’t. I go back and edit, and I constantly try new things. But none of this can happen unless you spit it out. Whatever you’re creating, launching, or giving birth to, just make it and get it out there.” – via Essential Prose

3# Always be doing one thing. – “The trick to flowing with the stuck instead of fighting with the stuck is to make the process conscious. Every time you move from one room to the next, you can take something with you that needs to go somewhere else. Straighten one towel. Throw something (one thing) out. Doing that one thing keeps you in the process and makes it conscious. Plus, all those “one little things” add up and you actually get to see changes fairly quickly. When you catch yourself in procrastination, you want to always be doing one thing to make the unconscious conscious.” – via The Fluent Self

4# Make it crappy, but make it now! – “Pick a topic or idea – it doesn’t matter which one – and start doing something with it. If you’re a writer, commit to picking a topic and write 300 words about it. If you’re a designer, commit to free-handing the frame of the idea in your head. If you’re a painter, start the broad strokes on the canvas. If you’re a coder, define a problem or function and code the solution. Whatever you do, create something in the real world today, right now, for an hour. Make it crappy, but make it. You don’t have to keep it, love it, or share it, and you can undo anything that you’ve done. But you can’t undo or get back the time you’ve spent creating fictions for yourself.” – via Productive Flourishing

5# At first, just don’t add anything new to the pile. – “On their own, each is a pretty big project and perhaps Cat hasn’t been able to face finishing other projects in the past because the sheer size of projects overwhelms her. She could accept help organizing the office and maybe get the whole thing done in a day, but would anything change? Not likely because for Cat the challenge is dealing with projects that don’t begin and end right away. So, Cat’s going to take the office organizing slowly and the first (and only!) thing she’s going to do is not add to the pile. Each day at the end of the day she’ll look at her desk and ask herself if she has added to the disorder. And if she has, she will take the time to do something with what she’s added.” – via Someday Syndrome

6# Realize the long-term consequences of not doing it. – “Your time is now. Your spouse might briefly hate you if you go for it, but over the next 5 years she’ll come to resent you even more after you’ve become jaded, passionless, and have lost your way. There is no price too great for freedom. There is no price too great to pay for coming alive. And if you don’t do it now, you probably never will. You know the thing you’ve been putting off the longest? That thing you’ve been procrastinated for the last 10 years? That’s the thing you need to start doing today. That’s the thing you need to start before going to bed tonight. I can’t tell you it will be safe. But doing things you have to do because you’re afraid of the alternative, that’s the quickest way to lose respect, not just the respect of your spouse and children and everyone who believes in you or once belied in you – but also your self-respect.” – via Finance Your Freedom

7# Decide to make a decision. – “In short, it’s the decision to make a decision that is the primal force. This has been preached to us by go-getters from the very dawn of human history, I’m sure. Although I can only speak for myself, I think it’s overcoming the uncertainty of the task – that is, an unbounded and open question – that prevents me from feeling that it’s doable right now.” – via David Seah

8# Free-up some extra time. – “I won this ticket today, and when I told the people I knew about it, I got so many emails from people saying, ‘Seth Godin? Oh my God, I LOVE him! He always answers my emails, even the stupid ones.’ So I asked him: ‘You’ve got the blog and you’ve got Tribes and you’ve got book readers and you’ve got people just writing to ask for help. How do you find the time?’ His answer? He doesn’t watch TV and he doesn’t go to meetings. Frees up about six hours. He says he answers about 200 emails a day, which over the course of the year equals a little over 70,000 emails.” – via IttyBiz

9# Remove yourself into a place of loneliness. – “When it’s properly harnessed, loneliness can be good fodder for creativity. The creating of something meaningful (in my case, words) rarely comes naturally, but when you channel your energy into making it happen, loneliness fades into the background. The times when we successfully harness loneliness into creativity are almost always highly rewarding. Last fall I stayed up all night in Colombo, Sri Lanka, writing the manuscript for the Working for Yourself guide. At breakfast the following morning, I sat outside the Galle Face Hotel and edited the final draft while looking out at the ocean. Having overcome the lure of procrastination and the fatigue of travel, I had a good feeling when I finished. It doesn’t always work out that way, but it happens often enough that I know it’s worth trying for.” – via The Art of Nonconformity

10# Tell a large number of people you’ll do it. – “Trap yourself. If you’ve made a commitment to a lot of people then the shame of saying you didn’t try will outweigh the effort of doing it.” – via Copyblogger

11# Prioritize and then focus accordingly. – “Feeling overwhelmed is a horrible feeling and one we tend to try our utmost to avoid. The fact that a lot of people turn to their good friend Mr. Procrastination to deal with such feelings doesn’t help either, for obvious reasons. Probably the easiest way to deal with feeling overwhelmed for the majority of people is to chunk down. You have to ease the feelings that are brought on by having too much to do.” – via The Discomfort Zone

12# Maintain a weekly list of the things you didn’t do. – “I made a list of activities on which I have been procrastinating. I plan to take one off every week depending upon how much time this would take. Adding meta-tags, setting correct categories and tagging top the list. In order to ensure that this procrastination does not happen again, I plan to list out everything that I procrastinate on and add a star to everything that is a repeat in a weekly review. This way, those activities which are most procrastinated, will stand out and become high priority.” – via Blogging Without A Blog

13# Breathe. Center yourself. Then attack. – You will not accomplish much when you’re in a flustered state of mind. “Do you find yourself rushing a lot in your life? Juggling kids and domestic chores with clients and endless To-Do lists? Working on goals, assessing your ‘performance’, judging your life against some perfect blueprint for happiness rather than actually stopping to enjoy the happiness you have?” –

14# Use tools to simplify tasks and save time. – “I have used the MYOB computerized accounting system for a book selling business, even though I have to put in all the data. This is because it integrates inventory and accounting. This saves an enormous amount of time. Other than that I just use a small pocket diary – because more sophisticated PDA’s and such are just extra hassle (hassle both to keep up to date and use). I don’t need to keep track of lots of appointments so I don’t need anything more than a small diary. When I have something I have to remember (a bill to pay in a few weeks for instance) I put it in a prominent place on the pin board above my computer. It’s simple and it works.” – via wellbeingandhealth.net

15# Be conscious of what you want and why. – Sometimes we procrastinate because we don’t know what we want to do, or why we want to do it. “According to the Law of Attraction, a powerful intent made up of clear, pure and focused thoughts will start to attract the very essence of your desires. Hence, the clearer, more specific and untainted you are in your thoughts, the more likely you can be in bringing them into physical reality. However, what happens if you do not have a clear idea of what you really want yet?” – via Attraction Mind Map

16# Get on track by asking yourself the right questions. – “What is the question that if you knew the answer, would set you free? A powerful question hangs in there with you when you feed it by continuing to ask it. By asking the right question and acting on the answers, we earn the clarity to see the right track. Success in business and life is primarily an inside game, because our inner feelings and thoughts determine our decisions and actions.” – via Delightful Work

17# If you really hate it, change it. – We will procrastinate ceaselessly if we absolutely hate what we do each day. “The good news is, if you really want to, you can get out while you still have some semblance of humanity. Of course, this would depend on your financial situation. If you have 3 kids in private school, a hefty mortgage and no savings, changing careers may not be the best idea. But if you have a little more freedom, you should know that changing careers IS a real possibility. I have done it. I am now a writer, and although I make a fraction of what I used to make as an attorney, my quality of life is so much better now, that it’s absolutely worth it.” – via MomGrind

18# Use past successes to fuel your motivation. – “Look at other successes you’ve had in life where you just got things done and received the results for doing so. Then, use this as your motivation. Last week I was putting off building a website in a niche that I knew was doing well online, but I just “couldn’t be bothered” to build a brand new website. Needless to say, I eventually got around to doing it, and in its first 11 days I’ve made $561, and the day isn’t even finished yet. Now, knowing I can do this in one niche, do you think I’m really going to procrastinate about building websites in other niches in the future? Definitely not.” – via Plugin ID

19# Review your long-term goals once a day. – “Be consistent. Think about it as much as you can throughout the day. Think about it daily. Write it on a card and carry it in your pocket, and refer to it in your free time.” – via Urban Monk

20# Focus all your energy on what you do know. – “Stop worrying about what you don’t know. Focus instead on what you already know. Because you never know what you can achieve with what you already know until you take actions.” – via The Big Dreamer

21# Use a 30-10 interval to cycle-in activities you enjoy. – “1. Find something that you cannot make it through the day without. For me that’s email, reading my blogs on Google Reader, or posting to this blog. 2. Set a timer for 30 minutes, and work for 30 minutes straight. Don’t stop until the timer goes off! I use Cool Timer. 3. When you’re done, you get to do the activity in No. 1 above. It’s your reward. Do it for 10 minutes only, and then go back to your timer.” – via Zen Habits

22# Set your clocks and deadlines ahead. – “Whatever the actual deadline for a project or assignment is, mentally bring it forward by a day or even a week. Be firm with yourself about finishing the project by this earlier date. Not only does this reduce your stress level, it usually results in better quality because you were not in a hurried and flustered state of mind when you did the work. This earlier deadline has to be as real in your mind as the actual one.” It can be if you make a habit of finishing things early. – via Joyful Days

23# Use visual reminders. – “I’ve found it helpful to have visual reminders to do something that’s important to me. One way to do this is writing on a piece of paper what you need to do, and in smaller text why you want to do it. Tape this paper somewhere you will see it: bathroom mirror, in front of your bed, on your keyboard. This doesn’t work if you have many reminders for different tasks, but for a couple of tasks, it can work magically.” – via Think Simple Now

24# Harness the power of teamwork to get it done. – “I heard a story about some horses that were in a competition to see which could pull the most weight. One horse pulled 3,000 lbs and another one pulled 4,000 lbs. Someone suggested the horses team together to see how much they could pull. Most guesses were in the 7,000 lb to 10,000 lb range but when those two horses worked together, they pulled an amazing 20,000 lbs. That’s the power of teamwork. Good teamwork can get a large project completed in an amazingly short amount of time compared to single individuals.” – via The Wisdom Journal

25# Establish specific times to handle recurring tasks. – “There are a lot of things we do that need to be repeated on a frequent basis. Checking and responding to email is a great example. Email should take up only a small portion of your day, maybe 30 minutes at most. But we get so absorbed in this ‘need to know’ mindset that we develop a mammoth time wasting habit. The same goes for filing, checking voice mail, updating our calendars, checking our calendars, checking stats on stocks or web traffic. We waste a lot of time simply switching from the mindset of one task to another, so it’s useful to set times for when we’ll do certain tasks. Now we can stop worrying about what our email status or shipping status is and focus on what is really important to us.” – via Illuminated Mind

26# Trash what you don’t need and organize your space. – Clutter distracts you from the things that truly matter. “The old saying goes, ‘Dig your well before you’re thirsty.’ Before you get overwhelmed with clutter and paperwork, take the time to create those folders I just listed. It will make life so much easier if you file your documents and you’re easily able to find them later. Make sure you label your folders with an accurate name so that when you attempt to retrieve the information, your labels make sense to you and to others who may need to access your files.” – via Frugal Dad

27# Create tangible measures and deliverables for your ideas. – “There’s no point in generating brilliant ideas or innovations if they’re going to end up in a generic “Ideas” folder that never sees the light of day. Make yourself accountable to your inspirations by choosing a few key deliverables or follow-up points. These can range from finding a market for your idea to researching a question that came up during the thought process. Whether you add these deliverables to your online calendar or put them on index cards with a due date, give your ideas a fighting chance by breaking them into specific actions.” – via On Simplicity

28# Concentrate on one thing at a time. – “Let’s say you’re driving down the road, headed toward a specific destination. On the way you decide to take a detour to say hi to a friend. After leaving your friends house you realize how close you are to your favorite ice cream shop. So you stop in and get a sweet treat. A few minutes later, as you start to head back to the main road, you realize that a bathroom break is an absolute must. Now you’ve got to find the nearest gas station with a bathroom. Unfortunately it’s in the opposite direction of your original destination and you just realized the time; YOU’RE LATE! Often times when we veer off course, we risk failing to reach our destination. The attempt to multitask can easily end up this way. Without the super sharp focus of our target and clarity that only comes from a singular thought process, we’re libel to fall prey to this disastrous cycle of distraction.” – via Motivate Thyself

God Bless

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Made In America

Posted by Kingpin JRela on June 16, 2009

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new =0 A
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet anotherdiscouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and t urned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can’t
find a good paying job
in AMERICA

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Mom's Inbox: "….and that's when the fight started"

Posted by Kingpin JRela on June 12, 2009

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.  I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered.

I then said, “Is that your final answer?”

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started….
> I
asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

>
> It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation. .
> “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long
time!” she said.
>
> So I suggested, “How about
the kitchen?”
>
> And that’s when the fight
started….
>
>
> ************ *********
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *******
>
>
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch,
> grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the
garage.
>
> I hooked up the boat up to the truck,
and proceeded to back out
> into a torrential
downpour.
>
> The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled
back into the garage,
> turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad all
>
day.
>
> I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back
> into bed.
>
>
I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different
>
anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is
terrible.’
>
> My loving wife of 10 years
replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid
> husband is out
fishing in that?’
>
>
>
> And that’s when
the fight started….
>
>
> ************
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
********
>
>
> A man and a woman were asleep
like two innocent babies.
>
> Suddenly, at 3
o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from
>
outside.
>
> The woman, bewildered, jumped up
from the bed and yelled at the
> man ‘That must be my
husband!’
>
> So the man jumped out of the bed, scared
and naked, and jumped
> out the window. He smashed
himself on the ground, ran through a thorn
> bush and to
his car as fast as he could go.
>
> A few minutes later
he returned and went up to the bedroom and
> screamed at
the woman, ‘I AM your husband!’
>
> The woman yelled
back, ‘Yeah, then why were you running?’
>
> And
that’s when the fight started….
>
> ************
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
>

> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light
for
> $14.95.
>
> Instead, she bought
a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
>
> I told her the
beer would make her look better at night than the
> cold
cream.
>
> And that’s when the fight
started….
>
>
> ************ *********
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********
> A
woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom
mirror.
>
> She was not happy with what she saw
and said to her husband, ‘I
> feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
>
compliment.’
>
> The husband replies, ‘Your
eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
>
> And that’s
when the fight started….
>
>
> ************
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
********
>
> I took my wife to a restaurant. The
waiter, for some reason,
> took my order first.
>

> “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
>

> He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"
>

> “Nah, she can order for herself.”
>
>
And that’s when the fight started….
>
>
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
********* *****
>
> My wife and I were sitting at a
table at my high school reunion,
> and I kept staring at
a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
> at
a nearby table.
>
> My wife asked, ‘Do you know
her?’
>
> ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend.. I
understand she took
> to drinking right after we split
up those many years ago, and I hear she
> hasn’t been
sober since.’
>
> ‘My God!’ said my wife, ‘who would
think a person could go on
> celebrating that
long?’
>
> And that’s when the fight
started….
>
>
> ************ *********
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *********
>
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply
> for Social Security.
> The woman
behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to
>
verify my age.
>
>
> I looked in my
pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
> home. I
told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go
>
home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt.’
So
I
> opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She
said, ‘That silver
> hair on your chest is proof enough
for me’ and she processed my Social
> Security
application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my
wife about my experience at
> the Social Security
office.
>
> She said, ‘You should have dropped your
pants. You might have
> gotten disability, too.’
>

> And that’s when the fight started….
>
>

> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
********* ********* *******
>
> When I got home last
night, my wife demanded that I take her
>
someplace
> expensive… so, I took her to a gas
station.
>
> And that’s when the fight
started….
>
>
> ************ *********
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
>

>
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming
> anniversary.
>
> She said,
‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in
>
about 3 seconds.’
>
> I bought her a
scale..
>
> And that’s when the fight
started….
>
>
> ************ *********
********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
>
> My
wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was
flipping
> channels.
>
> She asked,
‘What’s on TV?’
>
> I said, ‘Dust..’
>
>
And that’s when the fight started…. __________________

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10 Hip-Hop Albums That Matter The Most To Me……..

Posted by Kingpin JRela on June 8, 2009

The Big Bad List

The Big Bad List

In composing this list, I was intrigued at myself over a few facts.

1. I scratched out Reasonable Doubt. Why did I do that?  While I recognize the significance and importance of that album, I listen to tracks 1, 2 and whatever the 22 2′s one was.  I replaced that with Biggie’s Ready To Die because I really took that album in .  I put American Gangster because that was a more complete work in J’s library and I could listen to that from cover to cover with no skips.

2. Ghostface made the list, but Method didn’t. I know Meth to be a lyrical beast in the game, which is what I go for, but I like his singles and features more than I do his albums. I have had hard times really getting into them. I know the lyrical content is there.  I just enjoyed the presentation elsewhere.  Such as Supreme Clientele (track 8).  I guess I’m also giving this the slight nod over Raekwon “Only Built 4 Cuban Linx”.  That surprises me…….

3. No Pac. The West Coast sound doesn’t always grab me.  My favorite album by Pac was Me Against The World, probably one of the rare albums where he wasn’t so angry.  Maybe Pac was just too angry.  Iono.  I’m probably just one of those “assholes” that thought  Big was better.  I almost wrote down Don Killuminatti, but that felt as ignorant as when  listen to it.  I’m no thug.  That’s not really me…..

4.  Don’t like the West Coast sound?  But you put The Chronic down first! What Dre always did was find people that stood out from the quintessential, the usual suspects.  There has never been anyone in the game before Snoop, Em, 50, etc….and his sound was never the same as the normal. Yeah, he did Pac, but he wasn’t happy then and you could hear it.

5.  When you write down your 10 favorite albums, you might be interested in what I suggest next.  Write down your top 20 albums and your top 15 emcees/rappers.  Whne you do that and you have your list in front of you, look at them closely and concentrate on the paper you wrote them on.  And as you are connecting with your choices you have made, I want you to ask yourself this question: Where or where does Busta Rhymes fit into all of this?

Maybe later down the line, we can figure out if Busta is good why doesn’t he make any of your lists?  Or if he sucks, why do you own all of his albums?

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Cosby porn? I'm disgusted, but I can't look away….[PG rated preview]

Posted by Kingpin JRela on June 4, 2009

Even with knowing that there is nothing safe from a spoof in comedy and porn, I would never think that anyone would take it here.  Below is a PG rated no skin preview of the porn version of The Cosby Show.  I have to admit that the Cosby impersonation is really good.  That line between porn and mainstream is getting thinner by the week it seems with the other side being eliminated by celebrity scandals.  I don’t have may mor words for what you are about to see except for wow…..

The Cosby Show[porn edition]

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Ms. Berry……Ms. Berry……

Posted by Kingpin JRela on June 2, 2009

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Composed after a couple of day of being speechless, I’m ready to address this.  What seems to be brewing in certain circles is a debate on whether this was a slutty move for Halle Berry and does it do any damage to her.

My question is why is this a debate?  It’s real silly that everything is up for discussion and so much of a big deal that it come to JRela to come in and tell you what you should already know.

So if I was to walk into a room full of people and say “Halle Berry” in a normal inside crowd voice, 90% or the people within earshot will turn and become naturally interested in what I’m talking about.  I can command a room full of attention with the woman even being anywhere near me.

That’s how major Halle Berry is.  Yeah, she is on that level where you can’t even question what she does.  I mean why would want to.  That’s Halle Berry.

So to all who are worried about if this does some damage to her career or image, don’t.  Because when you saw the pictures, you got turned on.  Halle Berry has been turning you on for years now and what makes her timeless is she always finds a way to step he game up.  Always raises the bar and finds new ways to increase the thirst.

A slut is someone who can’t be on your arm everywhere you go, you you wouldn’t dare leave Halle behind for anything no matter what she does.  Mainly because Halle is not just a sex symbol, but a fully personified representation of every single thing men love about women.  No one has ever had their junk grabbed in a more classier way.

Bravo, Ms. Berry.  Way to adjust your crown…..

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Mom's Inbox: Baby Shower Cake

Posted by Kingpin JRela on May 27, 2009

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Congratulations, Nicole…………..

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Mom's Inbox: TELL YO COUSINS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE CAMERA!!!!

Posted by Kingpin JRela on May 20, 2009

I’m starting a new segment called “Mom’s Inbox”. This will be a collection of some of the most craziest emails that she forwards to me on a regular basis. I don’t know if any of you are so lucky to have a mom that shares in this capacity. This is a formal invitation to what I have the pleasure of viewing from Mom’s Inbox.

Entitled: TELL YO COUSINS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE CAMERA!!!!

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Ida Ljungqvist is First African Playmate Ever To Be Playmate Of The Year

Posted by Kingpin JRela on May 4, 2009

Seems like 2009 is a great year to be black as we are celebrating a robust blitz of history making events.  And now added to the mix is Isa Ljungqvist, who was just named as Playboy’s 2009 Playmate of The Year.

ida Ljungqvist“Ida Ljungqvist is Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for March 2008 and was later chosen as their 2009 Playmate of the Year, making history as the magazine’s 50th woman to hold this title.

Ljungqvist was born in Tanzania to a Swedish father and a Tanzanian mother, making her the first playmate born in Africa. She was discovered by 2007 Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood at a Bebe clothing boutique on Rodeo Drive.”
Wikepedia.com

What’s got some people buzzing is how it seems that eberyone is jumping on the black bandwagon which could incenuate that some of this year’s achievements lack some luster.  Well here’s my 2:  A win is a win.  Black history, as inspiring as it is, is filled with pain and struggle.  For many of us still alive today, we know nothing of that first hand. What we do know is that there is a black president, superbowl champion coach, and many other positive notches in the belt of black history and those that did suffer and struggle did it with the purpose of making it possible for positive things to be celebrated.  Not so that we can stay angry.  Racism is still alive and it probably will never die, but as of today, we are winning that war.  So don’t worry about how we got the win.  It doesn’t matter now.  It’s already history.  Congratulations Ida Ljungqvist, congratulations….

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